Questions/ I'd love this Candidate.

I got this in mail and since I have already bitched about oil and socialism and the idiots we all continue to elect I thought I'd blog it.
1) Four places I go to over and over:
Work, Alabama, Georgia, Mississippi, to sleep.

2) Four people who e-mail me regularly:
work, blog folks, friends, people wanting donations.

3) Four places I would rather be right now: Hunting, laying on a 75 foot high mountain of $100.00s, the Senate floor telling them how fucking stupid they are for not drilling here, The Oval office on the phone with Iraq pulling the troops out and cutting off all aid unless they sell us oil at $50.00 a barrel.

4 Four people I think will respond: IDGAF

5) Four TV. shows that I watch: Sopranos (ok its over but I did watch in) Dexter, King of Queens, News



WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV AND HEAR ANY U.S. PRESIDENT, DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN, GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH?

My Fellow Americans: As you all know, the defeat of the Iraq regime has been completed.

Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war , our mission
in Iraq is complete.
This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American forces
from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days. It is now time to begin the
reckoning.

Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries which
have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is short
The United Kingdom, Spain , Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some
of the countries listed there.

The other list contains every one not on the first list. Most of the world's
nations are on that list. My press secretary will be distributing copies of
both lists later this evening.

Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those nations
on List 2 ceases immediately and indefinitely. The money saved during the first year alone will pretty much pay for the costs of the Iraqi war.
THEN EVERY YEAR THERE
AFTER IT'LL GO TO OUR SOCIAL SECURITY SYSTEM SO IT WONT GO BROKE IN 20 YEARS.

The American people are no longer going to pour money into third world
Hellholes and watch those government leaders grow fat on corruption.

Need help with a famine? Wrestling with an epidemic? Call France.

In the future, together with Congress, I will work to redirect this money
toward solving the vexing social problems we still have at home. On that note,
a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us a nd we will hunt you down and
eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the earth.

Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France or maybe China


I am ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France, Germany, and Russia . Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well. Bon< /U>ne chance, me z amies.

I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid parking
tickets to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded and crushed. I
don't care about whatever treaty p ertains to this. You creeps have tens of
thousands of unpaid tickets. Pay those tickets tomorrow or watch your precious
Benzes, Beamers and limos be turned over to some of the finest chop shops in
the world. I love New York

A special note to our neighbors. Canada is on List 2. Since we are
likely to be seeing a lot more of each other, you folks might want to try not
pissing us off for a change.

Mexico is also on List 2 its president and his entire corrupt government really need an attitude adjustment. I will have a couple extra thousand tanks and infantry divisions sitting around. Guess
where I am going to put 'em? Yep, border security.

Oh, by the way, the United
States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty -
starting now.
We are tired of the one-way highway. Immediately, we'll be drilling for oil in Alaska - which will take care of this country's oil needs for decades to come. If you're an environmentalist who opposes this decision, I refer you to List 2 above: pick a country and move there.

It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens. Some will accuse us of isolationism. I answer them by saying, "you damn right."

Nearly a century of trying to help folks live a decent life around the world
has only earned us the undying enmity of just about everyone on the planet. It
is time to eliminate hunger in America
It is time to eliminate homelessness in America To the nations on List 1, a
final thought. Thank you guys. We owe you and we won't forget.

To the nations on List 2, a final thought: You might want to learn to speak
Arabic.

God bless America
Thank you and good night.

I believe that any candidate that took the stump and said this would blow out the three we have left. McCain (old mofo) Hillary (socialist) Obama (socialist, Marxist, community organizer (the D.C. softball schedule would be better if we had a good community organizer in there though that should be a positive for him)